Twas The night of Christmas and all through my house
not a creature was stirring
Not even my spouse
Football was on TV I can not relate
so off to the kitchen to wash my new plates
A quiet evening I look to enjoy
Then who should appear but my youngest of boys
A Friend by his side a beer in their hands
upstairs they did go clanking their cans
The quiet resumes
then suddenly a clatter
I roll my eyes and go see what's the matter
The gift bags are ripped by are silly old cat
who decided to lie down for her long winter nap
I in my jammies
been in them all day
I'm ready for bed
but first I must pray
Thank you Father
and Happy Birthday
I am thankful for today it brings such delight
Merry Christmas to all
and to all a Good Night
