What I was doing 10 Years ago

What I was doing 10 years ago:

Standing in a long line to buy Spice girls tickets for my son's 10th Birthday

Becoming a Grandmother

Standing in a long line for Elton John Tickets

Chasing shoplifters downtown



Five Snacks I enjoy:

Popcorn

Honeycomb cereal No Milk

Cheese popcorn

Chips and dip

More Popcorn



What I would do if I were a billionaire:

Funny I have been thinking about that but only in Millions

Give Kevin $25000 for the New orphanage in Uganda and paying for the skate park

Pay off my entire families bills.

Give money for the grandkids education

Finally and this has been my dream since I was about 10 years old.

Dance at sunrise with a man (now my husband) on a beach in Fiji



Five jobs that I have had:

Mom still doing that one

Barber

Cosmetician

Volunteered for Victims Assistance

Junior High assistant leader

The best jobs have been the ones that I haven't gotten paid for.



Three of my habits:

Habits are for Nuns



Bad Habits...

Denial that I have any Habits

Interupting people when they speak

Smoking (But not for much longer)

Throwing my clothes on the bathroom floor

Feeling I can solve all problems and fix all things. Good intentions but not my job





Five place I have lived:

Trenton On
Baden Baden Germany
Belleville On

5 things not many people know about me:

I look like Casey off of Mr. Dress Up when I have no make-up on.
I have never caused an accident
I have never had a ticket
I love scary rides at amusement parks
I have had my teeth crowned. Used to have vampire teeth.

Mona Needs Top 20

Well Ladies after help from Vicki and Patti I understood what I had to do to post this.
So here goes.

Mona needs extra help.

Mona needs to be so triumphantly nasty that (like Cruella De Vil) just the sight of her makes you eager to see what she'll do next. ...

Mona needs a home

Mona needs to see a doctor

Mona needs to make a concerted effort

Mona needs a man who will love an except her for what she is ( Have That)

Mona needs now.

Mona needs to get out of this hell hole

Mona needs her own interview

Mona needs a mechanism for exporting transformations.

Mona will need to cope with what will be new

Mona needs to calm down and accept that there's nothing immoral, unwise, or unacceptable about consuming meat products.

Mona needs to believe in the existence of angels

Mona needs further exploration

Mona needs a new smile. ( Oh that must be for my cousin Mona-Lisa)

Mona needs to be put to sleep

Mona needs to take time off and relax with some television — perhaps her own show, so she knows what’s going on. ...

Mona needs some swimming lessons!

Mona needs to be a woman, not a girl. Especially not one with such an irritating voice.

And last but not least

Mona needs to have her head examined

Mona's Farside World

Gary Larson is my favourite Cartoonist.Perhaps this is the reason I think funny things.

Welcome to a part of my world.